1. Although young Ned knew he couldn’t taste the pie, lest the fruit rot again, he didn’t care. The mere smell of it made him feel, if only for an hour, exactly like he wanted to feel: safe and warm and loved. Which is why he became The Pie Maker.

    Hey what the fuck is this I dont make pies

    (Source: alphhas, via killsandthrills)

     
  2. I download movies, music and/or other media without express permission for my personal use as well as the potential to distribute said media for personal gain.
    — Talk like a pirate day
     
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  5. did-you-kno:

If you laugh when you get tickled, you’re actually experiencing a form of panic. Source

So that’s why I flail and lash out

    did-you-kno:

    If you laugh when you get tickled, you’re actually experiencing a form of panic. Source

    So that’s why I flail and lash out

     
  6. pr1nceshawn:

    Masculine Ways to Do Feminine Things by Dave Mercier.

    (Source: College Humor, via oneasterisk32)

     
  7. mechanicusdeus:

    pinkadillydoo:

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    imageThey got kicked out afterwards

    glub

     
  8. stuffaboutminneapolis:

    Wisconsin Versus Minnesota, Who Has Won The Most Championships?

    Football season is back upon us and the Wisconsinites are already barking on Facebook, or in your face at the local bar, about another lost year for the Vikings, and how we’ve never won the “big game” and that the Packers will win another Super Bowl before the Vikings ever do.

    Well, that got me thinking. In all the four “major” professional and college sports in America (football, baseball, basketball, hockey), which state has actually won the “big game” the most? Let’s take a look…

    Super Bowl Championships
    Green Bay Packers: 1966, 1967, 1996, 2010
    Minnesota Vikings: None

    NFL Championships
    Green Bay Packers: 1929, 1930, 1931, 1936, 1939, 1944, 1961, 1962, 1965
    Minnesota Vikings: 1969

    World Series Championships
    Milwaukee Braves: 1957
    Milwaukee Brewers: None
    Minnesota Twins: 1987,1991

    Stanley Cup Championships
    Minnesota North Stars: None
    Minnesota Wild: None
    (There are no pro hockey teams in Wisconsin)

    NBA Championships
    Milwaukee Bucks: 1971
    Minneapolis Lakers: 1949,1950,1952,1953,1954
    Minnesota Timberwolves: None

    WNBA Championships
    (There is no WNBA team in Wisconsin)
    Minnesota Lynx: 2011, 2013

    College Football National Championships
    University of Wisconsin: None
    University of Minnesota: 1934, 1935, 1936, 1940, 1941, 1960

    College Baseball National Championships
    University of Wisconsin: None
    University of Minnesota: 1956,1960,1964

    College Hockey National Championships (Men)
    University of Wisconsin: 1973, 1977, 1981, 1983, 1990, 2006
    University of Minnesota: 1974, 1976, 1979, 2002, 2003
    University of Minnesota-Duluth: 2011

    College Hockey National Championships (Women)
    University of Wisconsin: 2006, 2007, 2009, 2011
    University of Minnesota: 2000, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2013
    University of Minnesota-Duluth: 2001, 2002, 2003, 2008, 2010

    College Basketball National Championships (Men)
    University of Wisconsin: 1941
    Marquette University: 1977
    University of Minnesota: None

    College Basketball National Championships (Women)
    University of Wisconsin: None
    University of Minnesota: None

    Alright, let’s add that all up:

    Total Championships Won
    Wisconsin: 27
    Minnesota: 35

    Wisconsin better bow down and recognize.

     
  9. unfollower:

    peekaboo is essentially just making fun of babies for not understanding object permanence 

    (via mechanicusdeus)

     
  10. collegehumor:

    Cookware has never been more exciting.

    Finish reading —>  7 Signs You’re Becoming an Adult

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  12. ultrafacts:


Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

    ultrafacts:

    Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

     
  13. Recived all the stuff from Tank Farm that I ordered from the gift card from Art Of Manliness that I won

    Recived all the stuff from Tank Farm that I ordered from the gift card from Art Of Manliness that I won

     
  14. Fell down the stairs and sliced my elbow thankfully didn’t dislocated anything.  Just stayed on the floor for 10 minutes while trying recover

    Fell down the stairs and sliced my elbow thankfully didn’t dislocated anything. Just stayed on the floor for 10 minutes while trying recover

     
  15. cataradical:

    i will return for the child within one month

    this is your warning

    (Source: lolgifs.net, via tastefullyoffensive)