[punches a hole in your house with a jaeger at 3 am] GET IN LOSER WE’RE KILLING KAIJU
A painting, writing, drawing, fountain pen using, EMT and proud half Canadian who's got more stories than you can shake a baby black bear at. Oh yeah I'm also a fire fighter.
You can blame me, it's ok I understand
Ordered Chipotle online and walked in to pick it up and swiftly turned around cause I saw my ex standing right there and NOPE NOPE NOPE
Even though today was the first day and mind numbing boring shot and paperwork… ITS THE BEST DAMN FIRST DAY OF MIND NUMBING PAPERWORK AND HR BULLSHIT AND “CULTURAL UNDERSTANDING AND HEALTH” EVA!
Normal people worry about showing up to important things naked, I worry about forgetting my incident report forms. Which I did… and someone got injured… but an ambulance took him anyways so I guess it works out since I had no time to fill it out anyways.
Also, these boots are not waterproof but they sure damn well are blood proof #EMTwinning
If you love something set it on fire… if it retur… wait, that’s it isn’t it?… FUCK BE RIGHT BACK!