1. n8kelly:

    Thanks, Wayne.

    (Source: wenchyfloozymoo)

     
  2. refactortactical:

***CONTEST TIME***
REBLOG TO ENTER
To all our barrel chested freedom fighters out there we want to try a giveaway on Tumblr.  To enter simply reblog this post.  On 25 April 2014 we will choose 3 random people who have reblogged THIS POST and send them a FREE Blasting Cap.  
This is the first time we have run a giveaway on Tumblr.  If this one does well you can expect a lot more to follow!  
http://www.refactortactical.com/Blasting-Cap-p/reft-bc.htm

    refactortactical:

    ***CONTEST TIME***

    REBLOG TO ENTER

    To all our barrel chested freedom fighters out there we want to try a giveaway on Tumblr.  To enter simply reblog this post.  On 25 April 2014 we will choose 3 random people who have reblogged THIS POST and send them a FREE Blasting Cap.  

    This is the first time we have run a giveaway on Tumblr.  If this one does well you can expect a lot more to follow!  

    http://www.refactortactical.com/Blasting-Cap-p/reft-bc.htm

     
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  6. polandballcomics:

Antarctica, 1959 Source: Source and comments

    polandballcomics:

    Antarctica, 1959

    Source: Source and comments

     
  7. My mom gave me this for Easter #Catholicwin

    My mom gave me this for Easter #Catholicwin

     
  8. thorxndor:

    I was sitting on my friends bed with her when she came out as gay

    and I was looking through a Chinese food pamphlet

    so I put it down, looked at her and said “I was going to suggest ordering food but I see now you’d prefer to eat out”

    and I don’t think she’s ever really forgave me  

    (via rift-in-the-warp)

     
  9. Anonymous asked: my boyfriend has never gone down on me and I've never made him, so i addressed him about it today and he'd literally rather never get another bj again than go down on me, & i know for a fact my vagina is clean and usually hairless. So.. What do I do now?

    unclefather:

    Get a new boyfriend 

     
  10. pearlcrystalgem:

travellingcompanionstephrogers:

chafing-nipples:

modmad:

nooby-banana:

becauseimdavefuckinstrider:

jim fucking carrey

jim fucking carrey



I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.

This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people

I

    pearlcrystalgem:

    travellingcompanionstephrogers:

    chafing-nipples:

    modmad:

    nooby-banana:

    becauseimdavefuckinstrider:

    jim fucking carrey

    jim fucking carrey

    image

    I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.

    This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people

    I

    (via rift-in-the-warp)

     
  11. datgmodder:

    Happy Easter

    (via rift-in-the-warp)

     
  12. I am a Person the distrusts Liberals and Conservatives alike.

    the-people-of:

    Does this statement apply to you? Reblog it and be counted. More information here.

    (via leejax)

     
  13. perfectioninimperfection:

    I do not spew profanities. I enunciate them clearly, like a fucking lady.

    (via callmecastle)

     
  14. tastefullyoffensive:

    Awkward Moment Seal [x]

    Previously: Best of ‘Business Baby’

     
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