1. polandballcomics:

The real reason for War on Terror Source: Source and comments

    polandballcomics:

    The real reason for War on Terror

    Source: Source and comments

     
  2. live-as-a-teen:

    dogepom:

    patickstump:

    if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic

    "Who’s flat now?"

    whos flat now

    (Source: patickstump, via callmecastle)

     
  3. boardinker:

Inspired by the internet

    boardinker:

    Inspired by the internet

     
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  6. placidam-sub-libertate:

teatimeatwinterpalace:

28th July 1914 - Austria-Hungary declares war on Serbia

On July 28, 1914, one month to the day after Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria and his wife were killed by a Serbian nationalist in Sarajevo, Austria-Hungary declares war on Serbia, effectively beginning the First World War.

The following telegram sent by Count Leopold von Berchtold (Austro-Hungarian Foreign Minister) at 11.10 am to M. N. Pashitch (Serbian Prime Minister and Foreign Minister), who received it at 12.30 pmVienna28 July 1914The Royal Serbian Government not having answered in a satisfactory manner the note of July 23, 1914, presented by the Austro-Hungarian Minister at Belgrade, the Imperial and Royal Government are themselves compelled to see to the safeguarding of their rights and interests, and, with this object, to have recourse to force of arms.Austria-Hungary consequently considers herself henceforward in state of war with Serbia.Count Berchtold

100 years ago today, the worst war of modern history began.

    placidam-sub-libertate:

    teatimeatwinterpalace:

    28th July 1914 - Austria-Hungary declares war on Serbia

    On July 28, 1914, one month to the day after Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria and his wife were killed by a Serbian nationalist in Sarajevo, Austria-Hungary declares war on Serbia, effectively beginning the First World War.

    The following telegram sent by Count Leopold von Berchtold (Austro-Hungarian Foreign Minister) at 11.10 am to M. N. Pashitch (Serbian Prime Minister and Foreign Minister), who received it at 12.30 pm

    Vienna
    28 July 1914

    The Royal Serbian Government not having answered in a satisfactory manner the note of July 23, 1914, presented by the Austro-Hungarian Minister at Belgrade, the Imperial and Royal Government are themselves compelled to see to the safeguarding of their rights and interests, and, with this object, to have recourse to force of arms.

    Austria-Hungary consequently considers herself henceforward in state of war with Serbia.

    Count Berchtold

    100 years ago today, the worst war of modern history began.

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  7. slaaneshi-party-bus:

    Instead of glorifying violence against women, glorify violence against the foul xenos and the lying heretik.

    (via fleshisweak40k)

     
  8. Today I found out I have a stock portfolio

    My company contributes to my 401k as well as a portfolio of stocks for me. Which is awesome, I’m never leaving here

    Adult pro tip: always look at your benefits, every single little thing.

     
  9. I love postictal patients

    1. Me: Do you have any allergies?
    2. Pt: I have two red bones.
    3. Me: How old are you?
    4. Pt: 75...or 65? 25. Somewhere in there.
    5. (Correct answer was 57)
     
  10. hobolunchbox:

    Daenerys burns a little. 

    (via killsandthrills)

     
  11. officialunitedstates:

    FACT OF THE DAY:  mars is called the red planet because during the cold war it sided with the communists

    (via mechanicusdeus)

     
  12. libertymaniacs:

I have to send one of these to my man Edward Snowden. Somehow I think He’ll dig it.

    libertymaniacs:

    I have to send one of these to my man Edward Snowden. Somehow I think He’ll dig it.

    (via antigovernmentextremist)

     
  13. defranco:

    A woman doesn’t OWE you anything, ever. (X)

     
  14. Nurse at satellite clinic said she would send us chocolates cause I moved a mountain to get a patient squeezed in and she followed through with cupcakes #vscocam

    Nurse at satellite clinic said she would send us chocolates cause I moved a mountain to get a patient squeezed in and she followed through with cupcakes #vscocam

     
  15. faptop:

    WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD WHY IS MY SENSE OF HUMOR THIS TERRIBLE

    (Source: mountainmoonvolcano, via callmecastle)