A great many accomplishments have been met today
I Blame Ned
A painting, writing, drawing, fountain pen using, EMT and proud half Canadian who's got more stories than you can shake a baby black bear at. Oh yeah I'm also a fire fighter.
You can blame me, it's ok I understand
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My sister in law just got her Masters degree and I fit into pants I have not been able to fit into since 2007
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What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick
That… would be an awesome idea!
(Source: acoolshark, via emt-daughety)
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Reblog if you’re a Firefighter, EMT, first responder, or Paramedic
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If caught having sex on an airplane in the 60’s and 70’s crew members occasionally greeted couples returning from the bathroom with a glass of champagne and a cigarette and officially welcomed them to the mile-high club.
check out other facts like this at Unbelievable Facts
They need to start doing this again
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When the Nazis came for the communists,
I was silent,
I was not a communist.When they locked up the social democrats,
I was silent,
I was not a social democrat.When they came for the trade unionists,
I was silent,
I was not a trade unionist.When they came for me,
there was no more,
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This, among other things, is what is wrong with our country. Makes me sad.
He didn’t save those women though, it was a man who couldn’t speak english and he just showed up
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im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
What if though there was a religious sect that required this
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You know who DOESN’T come to your house to annoy you in the name of the Lord? Catholics. You’re fucking welcome.
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(Source: jhermann, via killsandthrills)
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Minnesota on May 2 2013 and today
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*screams internally out of desperate need*
Greaaaaattt incredibly adorable nerdy undergarments designed exclusively to suit cis-gender hetero couples.
Not like the rest of us would have been interested.
Just to let you know they can be altered and customized to your liking. :)
I usually like much needed merch stuff, but lock & key symbolism for genitals is awkward. A vagina is not a treasure chest for unlocking by one key. The whole concept of the lock and key metaphor for genitals is used to shame women for sexuality; hell, it’s even one of the most popular metaphors used by abstinence-only education.
Just to clear things up because there have been a lot of comments about this “lock and key” metaphor and other crazy notions. I didn’t even know what that was until it was reblogged and mentioned. I wasn’t trying to shame women nor was I trying to discriminate same sex couples or transgender people. You all were looking far too into it. It’s just a funny little metaphor for the penis and vagina but as I have said before you can always customize it to your liking. Just b/c (as any other business that was’t niche for LGBT would be) they are geared toward hetero sexual couples doesn’t mean I’m a hater. I most defiantly am not.
Calling your customers crazy will not win over anyone. Def not buying from much needed merch again now.
I’m sorry but I wasn’t referring to you personally or calling anyone crazy. I just thought it was kind of absurd how people took it in the wrong direction and made outlandish assumptions.
Sweet jesus people just need to calm their tits and stop taking things so personal.
You shouldn’t say tits because that’s an offensive “nickname” for women’s breasts that too often men use as a shaming sexual reference because——
But in all seriousness, Stephanie is right. It’s merchandise. It’s supposed to be funny and cute for couples. Now fuck off with your self-righteous shit and let people enjoy small things.
Why the hell does everyone get offended at stupid small things that mean nothing
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If you are married or getting ready to get married or in a damn committed relationship with no thought of getting married heed my advice:
Make a god damn living will and Healthcare Power of Attorney.
I work in the emergency medical, hospital and now insurance industry and you have no idea how much those documents make peoples lives easier when a situation occurs when you can’t do anything for yourself.
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That was the most informative thing I have ever been told by a duck
And I have been told a lot of things by ducks.
(Source: jape-art, via one-asterisk)
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