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    neightkelly: Super Saiyan 1 Only 15 more episodes and he reaches level 1.5 awesome

    neightkelly:

    Super Saiyan 1

    Only 15 more episodes and he reaches level 1.5 awesome

    (Source: fuckyeahsongoku)

     

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    Ugh god I hate this talk of building a new stadium for the Vikings

    1. After this last season you shouldn’t even be THINKING about asking for a new stadium let alone having taxes help build it
    2. Now the Xcel and St. Paul have been bitching and moaning saying “oh it won’t be fair to us, there need’s to be revenue sharing” boo fucking hoo
    3. I hate football
    4. Your mom

     

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    justinrampage:

    While you were all out “collecting them all” on your journey, Professor Oak was putting the moves on you Mumsy. Childhood ruined? U MAD?

    This hilarious Pokemon comic was created by Tumblr artist Caldwell Tanner.

    Professor Oak’s Master Plan by Caldwell Tanner (Tumblr) (Twitter)

    Via: Dorkly

     

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    callmecastle: Yeah THIS exists 

    callmecastle:

    Yeah THIS exists 

     

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    douglaswolk: The conventions of the form—the dimly lit stacks, the librarian’s mask of thick glasses and hair tied into a bun, et cetera—are, of course, well known. Unlike video porn, where these conventions are typically used as a wholesale substitute for narrative, porn books still feel the compulsion to tell a story, to make the glasses and bun mean something. I was curious just what story these new books were telling. What does our most current version of the librarian fantasy say about us? To answer this question, I visited the library. (via Paris Review – Checking Out, Avi Steinberg) —thanks to RKB for the tip

    douglaswolk:

    The conventions of the form—the dimly lit stacks, the librarian’s mask of thick glasses and hair tied into a bun, et cetera—are, of course, well known. Unlike video porn, where these conventions are typically used as a wholesale substitute for narrative, porn books still feel the compulsion to tell a story, to make the glasses and bun mean something. I was curious just what story these new books were telling. What does our most current version of the librarian fantasy say about us? To answer this question, I visited the library. (via Paris Review – Checking Out, Avi Steinberg) —thanks to RKB for the tip

     

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    thefrogman:

    QWOP master. 

    [top gif via olgashine]

    Its Operation QWOPing Dawn!

     

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    blogwell: See more nerdy nonsense at Loldwell.com!

    blogwell:

    See more nerdy nonsense at Loldwell.com!

     

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    Sooooo I’m not getting any sex for another 9 months…

    DAMN YOU CATHOLIC GUILT!

    Its awkward going through those damn conversion classes with my fiances whole family and we are talking about sex and how we should wait till marriage blah blah blah

    Fuck I don’t care, we are engaged and are settled on the fact that this is it and there’s no getting out of it.

    But alas.. Its important to her so I will handle it like a man is supposed to and not complain or moan about it

    They can totally fuck off about the masturbation and pornography though

    *I want to note I’m not the one with Catholic guilt, I have already claimed the title of Worst Catholic ever and I’m not even one yet*

     

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    karabin: El Jeffrey! Valid point

    karabin:

    El Jeffrey!

    Valid point

    (Source: riddlemetom, via weraiseourwhiteflag)

     

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    libertariancontrarian: The Jesus of Christian Warvangelicals.

    libertariancontrarian:

    The Jesus of Christian Warvangelicals.

     

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    tastefullyoffensive: via

    tastefullyoffensive:

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    weraiseourwhiteflag: Brilliant advertising. pwned

    weraiseourwhiteflag:

    Brilliant advertising.

    pwned

     

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    tastefullyoffensive:

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    My gut tells me that having a wild cheetah in the front seat of your car is called a “awesome idea”

     

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    I will only support Newt if he can make it so I can live out my James Bond Moonraker fantasy

    Otherwise…

    FUCK OFF!