March 2012
My fiance said I can choose ONE item of my own... →
Death to Tyranny
Its funny how those people who are saying Breitbart should burn in Hell are the same ones trying to outlaw any mention of God in this country pick a damn side…
Your just upset because he actual told the truth and got to the bottom of actual corruption
February 2012
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Please explain why some people are demanding that...
If you don’t want to pay for pills, don’t have sex or use condoms. If your main concern is using it for contraception then you can pay for it.
I’m a great believer in luck. I find the harder I work the luckier I am.
God damn it Amazon stop being so accessable to buy books for my kindle! Damn you for the same Barnes and Noble I have no more room for actual books either!
In.other news.I’m going to B&N tomorrow…
Wait.. shit damn you!!!!
$8000 later and I have heat!!!!
Totally under estimated the price though but got a $4K discount… soooooo that means I still have $4K in my savings yay!!
Only first class seats get life preservers I see...
Snowpacalypse 2012 is starting earlier than they...
Thank god they are installing my new furnace today
My furnace blew...
Ffffffuuuuuucccccccckkkkkkkk
Today my parents went to a gun range for the first...
Today is also the day that we all learned not to fuck with mom because she’s a much better shot then us
I was kicked out of my own room by my mom, fiance,...
They had the gall to tell me to bring a bottle of wine and glasses to them
Getting lunch saw 2 police cars at a gas station...
From the way she parked at the pump and the way she was walking in a straight line I can only guess that she was failing miserably.
Its 1245 pm people seriously.
So my finances uncle who killed himself planned...
I went with the family today for support and when we told her it wasn’t his father who died but.him the woman at the.funeral home had a breakdown since she was helping him.
He did it for $1 million in.insurance money, understandably his wife doesn’t care about the money and never did, only wants.him back.
Had my manager tell me I had to throw the can of...
Apparently I could offend someone with my Spotted Dick I found.
Yes, ive been making referances about this magical can of “food” (it looks iffy on whether its edible) and yes I know I am a child.
But its a can of Spotted Dick, come on I cant resist.
Bigger question who brought this into the station with a bunch of childish medics around, honestly some peoples children.
Theres a can of Spotted Dick sponge cake in the fridge
What. The. Fuck. Is. This….
And no this is a real product
Evil Teabagger: Rand Paul Performs Free Cataract... →
uniteordie:
Rand puts his money where his mouth is:
Sen. Rand Paul (R-Ky.) performed four free cataract surgeries on uninsured Kentuckians on Tuesday, an act that that the former full-time eye surgeon said helps keep in him practice but also helps him remain a “citizen politician”…
Spending a week watching dogs with my fiance next month. the house we are staying is right on the lake and is huge.
When your manager says “you’re going to love this” about a project you and two others are doing at the end of the first minute into the meeting you know you are fucked….
While my mom was really drunk my family started...
My mom wants a pink crocodile pistol grip… Did I mention she’s really, really drunk right now?
Annnnndddddd my mom is extremely drunk right now
Happy birthday mom
Dear douche in the preius who cut me off
I’m driving a 40 ton fire engine, its brand new. I will CRUSH THE HELL OUT OF YOU!
I’m taking my engineers driving test today, so technically I’m driving a $5 million engine illegally to get my license so I can legally drive it.
Yes I know that makes no sense