February 2011
anothertimeanotherplace asked: You must be talking about my other ambulance then. Drive down to Mexico coz the chains are ready for you.
Why is the FBI investigating a missing Stanley Cup...
Get the fucking Secret Service on that shit! And 2 Battalions from the Army!
It's valentines in 2 weeks... Shit
I need a girl scout
Not for that reason you sicko’s
I need COOKIES!!
But… If your over 18 and you come over dressed as a girl scout then maybe we can work something out
I’m not saying, but I’m just saying
big words: teenmother: stonedkitty: sparklecum:... →
teenmother:
stonedkitty:
sparklecum:
ayepapi:
teenagegoth:
when girls say “suck my dick”
your’e not cute “lol”
According to research, the clitoris is actually a fetal formation of the penis before the fetus develops into a female being. Therefore, when girls say “suck…
…Meh, shit happens so its a clitoris
Minneapolis woman tries to mail a LIVE puppy by...
She also lives in the same apartment building as the cities first homicide of 2011
The fuck people…
Did I also mention it had NO:
Food
Water
Air holes
was going to be put in the unheated unpressurized part of the cargo plane
Great there is a snow emergency in Minneapolis
I have to go to Uptown (its part of Minneapolis) cause its my friends birthday (the idiot getting married in Ireland and who’s “wedding” plan is a joke) and the stupid restaurant/bar/whatever is in Uptown meaning parking will BLOW and I really don’t feel like going but Girlie is right its her birthday so we kind of have to…
Fuck
January 2011
My brothers frat gave me a new nickname since last...
It’s Scrubs… Ok so they aren’t the brightest and deepest thinkers but at least I get to kidnap new pledges next year with my brother when he hoes back for rush week
I'm getting my Droid X on Wednesday and its Double...
As well as the new map packs for Black Ops tomorrow, there goes my week
I hate Liberals and Conservatives equally y'all...
Just so you don’t think I’m hating on one side over the other.
I HATE EVERYONE EQUALLY
All you people going for that "Ignore Palin Week",...
YOUR GIVING HER ALL THE FREE PR SHE EVER NEEDS BY NOT SHUTTING THE FUCK UP ABOUT HER! Why don’t you just IGNORE her like I do, but no all you do is make jokes and say a bunch of shit your just ENCOURAGING her. Why don’t you JUST IGNORE HER AND SHE WILL JUST GO AWAY!
Are you all just obsessed with her? Is that why you are all over her and making fun of her and saying shit about her?...
“Are you done dying now?”
– After I was choking for 4 minutes and my brother just sat on the couch saying/doing nothing this is what he says after I’m ok
Fuck you Dynasty Warriors
I wonder if those protesters in Egypt ever sleep...
“You just like her because her boobs are hanging out”
– Girlie when I was watching Mega Python VS Gatoroid
Its just like sex with out the crying for 40...
Anonymous asked: Was that quote with the lego stormtroopers from somewhere in Star Wars books or movies somewhere? I've never heard it before
normalsinusrhythm asked: does this mean you're coming to boston at some point?!?!
anothertimeanotherplace asked: Dies gurlie read your Anti-girlie tumblr rants?
Reblog if you speak german
anothertimeanotherplace:
Jawohl!
It annoys me when people say "We are pregnant"
No. You’re not pregnant, men can’t get pregnant woman are pregnant. What you should say: “She’s pregnant”
Fuck you, use proper grammar
“X
The light has gone out of my life”
– February, Thursday 14, 1884
Think of the billions of people who have and will...
I don't know what the problem with Adam is with...
Hell that’s one of the best views of a woman
bigplansthatnevercome-deactivat asked: Whaaat? You don't know what Wingstop is?! :O
It's only like THE greatest place to eat wings at.
It's only like THE greatest place to eat wings at.
I'll take a real woman with a real body any day...
5 more days...
Her-“Why aren’t you watching the Kennedy’s home movies on tv?” Me-I’m just not a fan of them really. And I’m working on some online tests for school “Awesome. Watch your shit” What the hell? All I said I was not a fan that was totally uncalled for but whatever
40 minutes later… “Im sorry. It was. Just forget I said it”
….
...
1 tag
My brother has deduced that nothing says "I love...
My brother everybody *slow clap*
Still wondering why his girlfriend hasn’t broken up with him yet, though I do find it greatly hilarious when she starts hitting him repeatedly when I add little quips to their relationship. But to be fair he doesn’t know when to shut up or to keep things to himself lol
God damn it why is it when I actually think I look...
The fuck
poochiekins asked: because the people who run that blog are dumb asses. They claim they won't show pornography or full nudity, but they clearly do. And second of all, the picture is just..... i'm sorry, but, very very difficult to look at. It doesn't help that shes a "sex worker," or what ever the hell that means.
Since lying about sending "glass vases'" worked so...
So I bought another moleskine today...
Yep
Ned, I love your handwriting ok. I like...
Cassie, No. I hated that handwriting, I can’t even remember what I wrote to you because I was hurrying up to send it all in there lol. I like my writing to be better than that with my imperfections
GOOD NEWS! Girlies crappy teacher got fired on...
That means this: SHE’S IN A GREAT MOOD AND IS NO LONGER MOODY/PISSY EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY! YAY!
callmecastle asked: too bad your handwriting is the background of my computer.
yeah thas wassup.
word to your mother.
yeah thas wassup.
word to your mother.
Good article about gay marriage and the military →