January 2012
Dad: Ross were you taking tequila shots
Ross: I was proposing I needed courage
My brother just got engaged
I was going to say “she said yes? Lol”
But then just said “Congrats”
I’m mean lol
December 2011
Suit up!
I am going to get a lot of death threats from that...
oh lawds lol
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Michele Bachmann drops out of Republican... →
Awesome rejected Star Wars products...
cestsecouer:
Tell me you wouldn’t buy every fucking one of these.
awkwardly in an elevator with 8 strangers
strangers:
me:
strangers:
me:
strangers:
me: i bet you're wondering why i've gathered you all here today, hello
Santa is the ultimate hipster
He spends one day working and the rest of the year judging people
At the airport and sitting by my gate
Why is there a fucking bird flying around inside the fucking airport?
I know its 6 am but I am not tired
I LOVE GUNDAMS
poochiekins:
darkblackbuddha:
poochiekins:
first comes gundam. then big o. then evangelion/angels.
once we reach the evangelion level i will be able to die happy
Gundams > Eva > Big O.
pardon me sir i believe you meant
Eva > Gundams > Big O
Big fuckin O beats all
You had me at tornado
Dear Fidel,
laliberty:
Kim misses your bedtime stories already.
Come on down…
Barack Obama is the perfect right-wing...
aheram:
Super-charged with the black-bagging powers he specifically requested.
And you know what? Just as his supporters contorted to apologize and excuse his blood-soaked foreign policy, they will do so again to find an excuse to defend this.
Petty partisanship will destroy this country.
^^^
Good to know that Hitler and Mickey Mouse are...
Go go voter fraud!
I love my Kindle Fire
Hell I even put my Nook app on there so I can read ALL my books. I don’t need a Ipad where I can do all the work I can ever want to with all these apps I needed something simple to look at my email and browse the web get books and movies, music and whatever.
But god knows I’m going to go ahead and do a little doohickying around and be able to use any Android app on this thing.
I...
Went to my first ever Confession with a preist
I told him that I have sinned and always will sin in the fact that I think its plain stupid that we celebrate the “birth” of Christ in December when clearly it was more in the fall and most of the traditions are pagan rights anyways…
He agreed
Thank God, there is hope that I might be a somewhat alright Catholic
LOL good joke
Jerry is a horrible name for a vampire
My curfew was the street lights! My mom called my...
