But no, Girlie would castrate me
I like my balls
PS3 (sorry Ned) w/ Killzone 3
New body armor for work.
FUCK YOU MARTIN! I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS!
Thank god for Turbo Tax
But things would be a lot EASIER if the god damn government just had a fucking FLAT TAX!
YOU HEAR ME YOU GOD DAMN DEMOCRATS AND REPUBLICANS! FLAT TAX WHO MONKEY FUCKING WHOREMONGERS! I COULD BE DONE WITH MY TAXES IN 10 FUCKING MINUTES INSTEAD OF 2 HOURS!
And end scene *jazz hands*
And back to my taxes
My moles are nothing to be worried about
BUT! What you CAN’T DO is after you write and ENTIRE SERIES OF BOOKS and a few years go by and you do not write ONE SINGLE LINE saying/hinting that a character is gay you can not just say that character is gay!
NO! Its fucking ridiculous J.K. Rowling! You did not write anything saying Dumbledore is gay, not one god damn line (if I’m wrong give me book and page # and I shall recant) where it say’s he’s gay. But now you seem to want to be “accepting” or whatever your fucking reasons are and saying your character is gay. Well he’s not, so deal with it.
If the last line you wrote about him at his funeral is “then his lover came and dropped a flower on his grave before he walked away” or some shit like that then hey that’s a reasonable thing you wrote and made it clear that he was gay or whatnot.
I hate everyone
My mom got sick and tired of me procrastinating so she made me an appointment today lol she’s meeting me there because she has my medical insurance card (because I’ve been procrastinating to go over there and pick it up myself lol)
If I could name my vagina I’d name it: Morgan Freeman Presents, Into the Wormhole.
If only I had a vagina…
I can guarantee they are going to run out of money and make shit up about the things they will be able to do the “bride” is a total controlling bitch and paid $500 for hair extensions yet bitches about how little money they have. The #1 cause of divorce is money problems and they are already setting themselves up for it lol
6 pack of beer and a potatoe
Your going to kill my dick?! You whore!
I’m sorry but I laughed my ass off when he said this lol
Hell I’ve done it twice nothing to be ashamed about
reblogging to spread the word. Your friend’s dad is in my prayers.
Reblogging cause my uncle has brain cancer
Now this phone has a really good camera and I love taking pictures of things that having a normal camera would not be applicable in having/using. So I’m thinking about making a new blog based on my Droid X photo’s.
What say you?
So if it ever fucks up I’m taking a hammer to it because I just broke the user agreements and voided my warrenty
If we drink till we black out and can’t remember it didn’t happen lol
“Its like christmas morning and I’m the tree!” In reference to her getting all these gifts… Sickening
And all she got I’m told is drinking things… No silverware, towels, handclothes, bedding ect ect like you should be getting. And she loved it all…
Fucking hell.. what is wrong with some people
And the kicker is one of the girls there who knows Girlie asked if she was seeing any one! The fuck! We have been dating for three god damn years and that whole time this bitch has seen us together at so many damn things! I fucking hate every one of these little bitch fucks who don’t know that its time to grow the hell up and act like an adult for once in your lives. Stop drinking all the time and stop doing drugs, go to school, get a real job.
Fuck, Jesse, Cassie, and Hoops are WAAAAAAAYYYYYYY more mature than these fucks and they are like 3-6 years younger than these people I call “friends”! I need to move to the east coast fuck this
Sam Harris, on stem cell research (via loveyourchaos)
Women cannot even find out that they are pregnant after 3 days. Heartbeats start at 18 days. Your pseudo-intellectual arguments can be taken elsewhere.
You must be unaware of the method for cultivating stem cells. They take an ova from the female and a sperm from the male and fertilize them in a test tube. After they have incubated for a few days they are a cluster of a few hundred cells known as stem cells, which can mutate into any cell located in the body: Bone, muscle, brain, skin etc etc. No, they don’t take the blastocyst out of the female. It’s done in a lab.
Your ignorance can be taken elsewhere.
Sure it is
Ok I just looked again it isnt my bad
Not a photographer
Wait… Oh yeah sorry I forgot I’m NO LONGER a terrorist and I am a photographer whoopsies
I’m easily confused
Awwww so precious lol
92) EMS is extended periods of intense boredom, interrupted by occasional moments of sheer terror.
I say either way its a win-win situation