everybody's raggin on poor charlie sheen just because he's living the dream and they're not
March 2011
If I didn't have to save for an engagement ring I'd buy a PS3
But no, Girlie would castrate me
I like my balls
New spending plan.
Buying
PS3 (sorry Ned) w/ Killzone 3
Saving up
New body armor for work.Ooooh yeah.
FUCK YOU MARTIN! I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS!
Don't wait till April to do your taxes DO THEM NOW
and I'm done with taxes
Thank god
UGH MY GOD I HATE DOING TAXES
Thank god for Turbo Tax
But things would be a lot EASIER if the god damn government just had a fucking FLAT TAX!
YOU HEAR ME YOU GOD DAMN DEMOCRATS AND REPUBLICANS! FLAT TAX WHO MONKEY FUCKING WHOREMONGERS! I COULD BE DONE WITH MY TAXES IN 10 FUCKING MINUTES INSTEAD OF 2 HOURS!
And end scene *jazz hands*
And back to my taxes
GOOD NEWS!
My moles are nothing to be worried about
Alright if your going to write a book and that one of your characters is gay go for it more power to you
BUT! What you CAN’T DO is after you write and ENTIRE SERIES OF BOOKS and a few years go by and you do not write ONE SINGLE LINE saying/hinting that a character is gay you can not just say that character is gay!
NO! Its fucking ridiculous J.K. Rowling! You did not write anything saying Dumbledore is gay, not one god damn line (if I’m wrong give me book and page # and I shall recant) where it say’s he’s gay. But now you seem to want to be “accepting” or whatever your fucking reasons are and saying your character is gay. Well he’s not, so deal with it.
If the last line you wrote about him at his funeral is “then his lover came and dropped a flower on his grave before he walked away” or some shit like that then hey that’s a reasonable thing you wrote and made it clear that he was gay or whatnot.
I hate everyone
If there is ever a month where this bank isn't robbed I will fucking have a stroke and die →
myfoxtwincities.com
If its not some coke/meth head attempting to and failing its something else, thank god I no longer bank with TCF cause that used to be my bank lol
February 2011
In an hour I'm leaving to get a few suspicious moles looked at
My mom got sick and tired of me procrastinating so she made me an appointment today lol she’s meeting me there because she has my medical insurance card (because I’ve been procrastinating to go over there and pick it up myself lol)
Oh me
If I could name my vagina I’d name it: Morgan Freeman Presents, Into the Wormhole.
If only I had a vagina…
Don't tell Girlie, but I love you Ned. You just made my day!!! :D I really needed to hear that, that everything is going to be alright and that I've got my head on straight, lol. But please keep me updated, I'm always down for a good laugh :)
I can guarantee they are going to run out of money and make shit up about the things they will be able to do the “bride” is a total controlling bitch and paid $500 for hair extensions yet bitches about how little money they have. The #1 cause of divorce is money problems and they are already setting themselves up for it lol
“Ned, I really don’t want to talk about how muck abuse your ass can take ok? Just no”
—All I said was snowboarding hurts my ass is this a crime
Irish 7 course meal
6 pack of beer and a potatoe
What! What does that even mean?!
Your going to kill my dick?! You whore!
“My beautiful wife my sail through the storm of life”
—
Christian Bale
I’m sorry but I laughed my ass off when he said this lol
“ENGLISH! SPEAK IT!”
—I’m considering making a blog named “Shit my dumbass brother and his roommate say”
Real men aren't afraid of wearing dresses and wigs and makeup
Hell I’ve done it twice nothing to be ashamed about
Get off the stage hussy no one likes The Social Network!
“Those belong on carpets, drapes, curtains, rugs and tits”
—My brother in reference to Natalie Portman’s earings
“I’m going to donate my skin and eyes when I die and I want my head decapitated and whenever anyone talks about me I want them to have to hold my decapitated head up”
—Shit my brothers says
Please pray for my friend's dad. He has brain cancer, the symptoms of the cancer were recently intensifying and today he went into a coma. Please pray. God Bless you in advance for your love and prayers!
reblogging to spread the word. Your friend’s dad is in my prayers.
Reblogging cause my uncle has brain cancer
“While we were watching Gone With The Wind the Russians were putting tanks on the moon!”
—My brother
If I were a Pokemon, MewTwo would have nothing on this betch
I see all these tumblrs and blogs based on Iphone photo's but I have not seen any for the Droid
Now this phone has a really good camera and I love taking pictures of things that having a normal camera would not be applicable in having/using. So I’m thinking about making a new blog based on my Droid X photo’s.
What say you?
I have now slaved and hacked my phone
So if it ever fucks up I’m taking a hammer to it because I just broke the user agreements and voided my warrenty
Shut up and smile
I'm size "Awesome"
OMG NED FIND OUT. and we'll just say that it never happened. ok? ok.
If we drink till we black out and can’t remember it didn’t happen lol
So Girlie went to that god forsaken wedding shower today and the bride-to-be put this on her facebook profile this morning
“Its like christmas morning and I’m the tree!” In reference to her getting all these gifts… Sickening
And all she got I’m told is drinking things… No silverware, towels, handclothes, bedding ect ect like you should be getting. And she loved it all…
Fucking hell.. what is wrong with some people
And the kicker is one of the girls there who knows Girlie asked if she was seeing any one! The fuck! We have been dating for three god damn years and that whole time this bitch has seen us together at so many damn things! I fucking hate every one of these little bitch fucks who don’t know that its time to grow the hell up and act like an adult for once in your lives. Stop drinking all the time and stop doing drugs, go to school, get a real job.
Fuck, Jesse, Cassie, and Hoops are WAAAAAAAYYYYYYY more mature than these fucks and they are like 3-6 years younger than these people I call “friends”! I need to move to the east coast fuck this
Play
“A three-day-old human embryo is a collection of 150 cells called a blastocyst. There are, for the sake of comparison, more than 100,000 cells in the brain of a fly. If our concern is about suffering in this universe, it is rather obvious that we should be more concerned about killing flies than about killing three-day-old human embryos… Many people will argue that the difference between a fly and a three-day-old human embryo is that a three-day-old human embryo is a potential human being. Every cell in your body, given the right manipulations, every cell with a nucleus is now a potential human being. Every time you scratch your nose, you’ve committed a holocaust of potential human beings… Let’s say we grant it that every three-day-old human embryo has a soul worthy of our moral concern. First of all, embryos at this stage can split into identical twins. Is this a case of one soul splitting into two souls? Embryos at this stage can fuse into a chimera. What has happened to the extra human soul in such a case? This is intellectually indefensible, but it’s morally indefensible given that these notions really are prolonging scarcely endurable misery of tens of millions of human beings, and because of the respect we accord religious faith, we can’t have this dialogue in the way that we should. I submit to you that if you think the interests of a three-day-old blastocyst trump the interests of a little girl with spinal cord injuries or a person with full-body burns, your moral intuitions have been obscured by religious metaphysics.”
—
Sam Harris, on stem cell research (via loveyourchaos)
Women cannot even find out that they are pregnant after 3 days. Heartbeats start at 18 days. Your pseudo-intellectual arguments can be taken elsewhere.
(via wepretendtoberegulated)
You must be unaware of the method for cultivating stem cells. They take an ova from the female and a sperm from the male and fertilize them in a test tube. After they have incubated for a few days they are a cluster of a few hundred cells known as stem cells, which can mutate into any cell located in the body: Bone, muscle, brain, skin etc etc. No, they don’t take the blastocyst out of the female. It’s done in a lab.
Your ignorance can be taken elsewhere.
dasss not me in the picture i just posted!
Sure it is
Ok I just looked again it isnt my bad
I am a terrorist
Not a photographer
Wait… Oh yeah sorry I forgot I’m NO LONGER a terrorist and I am a photographer whoopsies
I’m easily confused
ladies and gents, i present to you the brain child of Operation Qwopping Dawn
Awwww so precious lol
Rules of EMS
92) EMS is extended periods of intense boredom, interrupted by occasional moments of sheer terror.
Its being said that nuclear war could reverse "global warming"
I say either way its a win-win situation
