I Blame Ned: Archive

Mar 30th

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Mar 29th

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I hate politics, I never want to be a part of it...

But with the shit that all of these god damn morons in both parties keep fucking this country up then god damn it I’m running for an office and not going to like it. Thats who we need, people who don’t aspire or want to be a politician and the power but feeling they have to do it because shit is out of control and they don’t want their country ruined. Ned for MN House of...

Mar 29th

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Mar 29th

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Mar 29th

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Text to 911 is coming

cnnmoneytech: The FCC is in the midst of a Text-to-911 exhibition fair this week. I fully expect us to see this in the next few years: -David

Mar 29th

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Mar 29th

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Today I was almost late to work because I saw two...

I pulled over shook their hands talked to them for a long time then went 85 mph so I wouldn’t be late to work

Mar 29th

Just found out that HP sauce actually makes KFC...

Go Me

Mar 29th

Mar 28th

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Mar 28th

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Mar 28th

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Anti-Government Extremist: 1 Year Later:... →

antigovernmentextremist: It’s been 365 days and about a fourth of the law has gone into effect. Let’s take a recap of what has happened so far: 1,328,381 people are exempt from some of its provisions. That number includes the entire state of Maine. I guess the rule of law doesn’t…

Mar 27th

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Mar 27th

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neightkelly: Boobs are seriously so great. Sometimes I just want to cry because boobs are so awesome. Legit

Mar 27th

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Mar 26th

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Mar 26th

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So we are buying a house

Wait, I mean to say so we are GOING to buy a house together. You know one that we can make payments on and live with in our means, most likely the direct opposite of the people who used to live in the house seeing the way people in this country act.

Mar 26th

For my first date with my fiance we went to see...

How I managed to convince her to keep going out with me after that whole mess I do not know

Mar 25th

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“Your not here to play hockey your here to fight!”

Mar 25th

Mar 24th

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Whatever jackass who thought doing flavored...

Cherry flavored bourbon?!

Mar 24th

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I should invent the volley-bomb

Half volly ball, half bomb the damn terrorists will never know what hit them

Mar 24th

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viciousowlbeast: Caitlin and I were casually talking about vomiting blood tonight in public I just couldn’t grasp why the people a table over were giving us disgusted looks Then I remembered that we’re EMTs and we have no sense of things that are gross to normal human beings

Mar 24th

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Mar 24th

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Its not a friday until I ask "is there anything...

I’d prefer the guy saying he was going to call the Canadian and Irish embassies to complain about my service.

Mar 23rd

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The State: A Disease Masquerading as its own Cure →

Here’s the scene. It was an overcast day in southern England last March. That is to say, a normal day in southern England. Attempting to retrieve something that had blown into the water, 41-year old Simon Burgess slipped and fell into a 3 1/2 foot-deep pond. He then suffered a seizure. His body, lying motionless and face down in the water, was spotted at 12:15pm by a witness who immediately...

Mar 23rd

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Mar 23rd

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Was looking at wedding bands for myself

Saw a lot of rings that cost close to over $1000, my first thought: WHAT THE FUCK SERIOUSLY?! Ok it wasn’t really a thought I said it out loud, and I sit next to my supervisor’s and team leads desk and they both just stared at me like I was crazy. The hell does a man need a ring that costs that god damn much? Fuck give me a ring that costs less than $300 and I’ll be happy its...

Mar 23rd