- Giving a guy a blowjob: mouth -> penis -> pleasure
- Eating out a girl: Okay take the blue wire and overlap it with the yellow wire making sure it doesn't cross the red one. After that take all three of the wires and tie them all in a knot using only your left foot.
- If you believe this then you give shitty head.
It doesn’t work
My parents have my grandmothers grave locked on their GPS.
I don’t even
I think if I heard that Gotye song one more time I’m going to set myself on fire and roll down the Grand Canyon into a pit of snakes and scorpions.
then you’d be somebody that we used to know
Are we over One Direction yet or do I have to burn all my electronics
And I just reached my first goal of 3000 Fuel points
Now I can procrastinate on building the damn thing the night before Diablo III comes out! HUZZAH!
I like it a lot.
The price not so much
“Our only Hope”
One day there will be a Doctor Who video game where you can be Daleks vs Cybermen and everyone will have a great time and there will be cake
It was epic
I was being invited to a wedding and he thought it was easier just to let me know that way.
I have asshole friends lol
Show me someone, anyone in the entire world, who says they are not a bigot, sexist, or racist or has never been a singular one of those things and I’ll show you a liar.
Two scientists walk into a bar
The first scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of H2O”
The second scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of water too. Wh… why did you say H2O? Like, I know it’s the chemical formula for water and all, but it’s the end of the day and there’s really no need to intentionally over-complicate things like that in a situation outside of work”
The first scientist stares at his drink, angry that his assassination plan has failed.
I don’t understand how the Doctor managed to keep her as his companion for like 3 seasons I just don’t get it I’d throw her ass out of the TARDIS a long time ago
I was told that someone complained about the book cover and having “witch” on it and if I wanted to continue reading it I needed to put it in my drawer of face down when I leave my desk because we can’t “offend” anyone.
I called it bullshit (ok I was more eloquent than that but got my point across), this is MY book and I’m not talking about it at all to any one. I’m reading it when I’m not working or on calls (or I’m on hold for extended periods of time). Who ever has an issue can clearly disregard looking so closely at my desk where they can take the time to look at the book cover.
Needless to say they just repeated to put it away or face down.
Well now I’m really going to not listen to them and just leave it out as normal and fuck whoever has an issue get the fuck over it. Believe me if they try to go any further than that shit they pulled today then I’m going right to the VP in my office about this cause its complete bullshit.
“the patriot witch”, this is going to be fun…
Must be a show day for the local news..
Lets see how many episodes I can get into before I have to jump to the season with out Rose in it
I am a hairy mother fucker
She just annoys me and I can’t stand her at all
To the door to hold it open for them
There’s a petition you can sign here (US citizens only). Marissa’s case will be on Anderson Cooper 360, 8pm & 10pm tomorrow (Monday, April 23).