Eating out a girl:Okay take the blue wire and overlap it with the yellow wire making sure it doesn't cross the red one. After that take all three of the wires and tie them all in a knot using only your left foot.
Today was my first time at a Trader Joes and for 30 min with a very random very old Italian gentleman who sought to teach me how to properly cook for my wife every night, how to keep a good marriage for 60+ years and telling me the importance of making love as much as possible and after all that went out of the way showing me what the best red wines are the you should have for ever occasion
The first scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of H2O”
The second scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of water too. Wh… why did you say H2O? Like, I know it’s the chemical formula for water and all, but it’s the end of the day and there’s really no need to intentionally over-complicate things like that in a situation outside of work”
The first scientist stares at his drink, angry that his assassination plan has failed.
So I was reading a book called "The Patriot Witch" and got called into the HR office today with my supervisor
I was told that someone complained about the book cover and having “witch” on it and if I wanted to continue reading it I needed to put it in my drawer of face down when I leave my desk because we can’t “offend” anyone.
I called it bullshit (ok I was more eloquent than that but got my point across), this is MY book and I’m not talking about it at all to any one. I’m reading it when I’m not working or on calls (or I’m on hold for extended periods of time). Who ever has an issue can clearly disregard looking so closely at my desk where they can take the time to look at the book cover.
Needless to say they just repeated to put it away or face down.
Well now I’m really going to not listen to them and just leave it out as normal and fuck whoever has an issue get the fuck over it. Believe me if they try to go any further than that shit they pulled today then I’m going right to the VP in my office about this cause its complete bullshit.
“What we didn’t hear about was a how an African-American women who in the course of protecting herself from an abusive husband who beat her while she was pregnant, shot a gun that she legally owns into the air. No one was hurt, but she is now looking at 25 years. Yes indeed, you read that right, facing 25 years.. Her name is Marissa Alexander, she lives in Florida, is a mother of 3 and everyone should know her name and her case.The person who prosecuted her case is Angela Corey, the prosecutor in the George Zimmerman case.”—