1. Sooooo I’m not getting any sex for another 9 months…

    DAMN YOU CATHOLIC GUILT!

    Its awkward going through those damn conversion classes with my fiances whole family and we are talking about sex and how we should wait till marriage blah blah blah

    Fuck I don’t care, we are engaged and are settled on the fact that this is it and there’s no getting out of it.

    But alas.. Its important to her so I will handle it like a man is supposed to and not complain or moan about it

    They can totally fuck off about the masturbation and pornography though

    *I want to note I’m not the one with Catholic guilt, I have already claimed the title of Worst Catholic ever and I’m not even one yet*